在这部新娘的启蒙仪式喜剧/恐怖/情色片中,在去度蜜月的路上，一对年轻夫妇发现自己被他们的司机绑架并带到了德古拉的秘密基地，被用于恶魔的仪式以保持德古拉年轻和阳刚。当新娘的父母向当地侦探寻求帮助时，警察意识到他可能确实在阳光明媚的迈阿密面对了一个现实生活中的吸血鬼。与此同时，德古拉将目光投向了一位他决心要娶她为新娘的年轻女子。
A just married couple is kidnapped by the Count. The woman is given a tongue bath and the husband is carted off by the chauffeur and given a penis-ectomy. The organ is then presented to a witch who also helps the count. Meanwhile, a detective has been hired by the bride's parents to find them. The count has sex with the kidnapped bride and ejaculates into a cup which is then given to the witch, who mixes it up with some chemicals and gives it to the count to drink. The count then goes out for a ride and spots Carol! He decides that she's the one for him. He sends the chauffeur up to give her a ring, which he later uses the ring to bring her to his lair . The detective has since been captured by the count and "milked of his juices" which is deposited in the same wine glass that the count used before. The witch again mixes the contents into a cocktail for the count. He drinks it then changes his mind about Carol (poor thing!) and runs over to the tied up detective and declares his undying love.
